zach block's definitions

doing a 64

Fucking eight "8s" in one night.

Bobby: Have a nice night.

Timmy: You won't be a nice night unless I do a 64.

Bobby: What about an 11?

Timmy: Yeah, that's great...first the 10, then the 1 with the re-semen.

Bobby: What's re-semen.

Timmy: Why don't you look it up on UD?

Bobby: Why don't you go fuck yourself.

by Zach Block June 14, 2005

merm

The gender classification for transgender individuals with ambiguous sexual characteristics, though leaning slightly towards masculine characteristics.

I've got testicles inside my labia. I must me a merm!

by Zach Block June 14, 2005

urban dictionary

urban dictionary is an internet slang dictionary. for the most part it consists of entires featuring the latest colloquialisms of our generation and also a lot of well-wishers attempting to kick start their own slang words (and we all hope it works out for the best)

Urban Dictionary is not an encyclcopedia - so perhaps people should stop using it as such.

neither is it a message forum, or a livejournal -

it is a fairly entertaining, enlightening (completely useless) read in need of some serious fascistic reformation

dude - i went on urban dictionary and i looked up this one chick's DEFs and they were all just shout outs to her upstate new york friends...isn't that neat!!!

by Zach Block July 21, 2008

challant

Formal, lacking informarlity, not casual, uptight, tactful, diplomatic

How can you be so challant about all this, your father has 11,000 golf balls embedded in his ass and a wolverine who's high on angel dust nibbling his juicy red man tits!!!

by Zach Block June 11, 2004

mary jane

a euphemism for Marijuana that no one has ever used and probably never will use

Sgt. Joe Friday: Look, Smith, it's a hopper-head.
Smith: Let's shove a light fixture up his ass and pull out his intestines.
Sgt. Joe Friday: C'mere mama! Tryin' TO PUFF THAT OL' DIGGY DIGGY! The scrim-scim-screw. The tea, see?
Pothead: I'm just smoking the marrrry jane maaaaaaaaaaan.
Smith: He's obviously possessed.
Friday. Let's kill him.

by Zach Block July 4, 2005

Stute Fish

an ugly girl that pretty girls hang out with to make them look more attractive in contrast

Girl 1: Hey, do you want to hang out with me and my hot friends?
Girl 2: But I'm ugly.
Girl 1: You can be our stute fish.
Girl 2: Okay.

by Zach Block July 4, 2005

ass job

Kissing of the anus.

Give me an ass job, baby, I'll make ya famous!

by Zach Block June 14, 2005