zach block's definitions

nosejob

Often an inadvertant side effect of giving a blowjob: which causes a high pressure blast of semen to come out through the nose.

I remember my first blowjob like it was just yesterday. I shot my load in the back of my ex-girlfriend's throat, and ended up giving her a nosejob. She became a Lesbian shortly after that.

by Zach Block June 14, 2005

ferm

the gender classification of transgender individuals with ambiguous sexual characteristics leaning more towards that of a female

Jamie Lee Curtis was born a FERM, but she had her penis removed and now she's married to Christopher Guest.

by Zach Block June 14, 2005

urban dictionary

urban dictionary is an internet slang dictionary. for the most part it consists of entires featuring the latest colloquialisms of our generation and also a lot of well-wishers attempting to kick start their own slang words (and we all hope it works out for the best)

Urban Dictionary is not an encyclcopedia - so perhaps people should stop using it as such.

neither is it a message forum, or a livejournal -

it is a fairly entertaining, enlightening (completely useless) read in need of some serious fascistic reformation

dude - i went on urban dictionary and i looked up this one chick's DEFs and they were all just shout outs to her upstate new york friends...isn't that neat!!!

by Zach Block July 21, 2008

Unfuck

The opposite of fucking someone, the act of unfucking someone.

"Why is fuck you such a bad thing to say to a person. You should say unfuck you." -- Lenny Bruce, a man

by Zach Block June 11, 2004

it's white party time!

Something you yell out when, at a house party populated predominately by white, overprivleged suburbanities, a fat naked guy douses himself in coke and jumps into the pool from the roof of the boathouse, a jocky guy jugs a beer, smashes on his forehead and lets loose a roid-rage scream, & somebody throws on Simple Plan or Blink or some gay shit like that and the white neo-hippie topless girls start doing that swaying, soulless, arythmic white hippie mope-dancing thing - and not particularly in that order.

"When Pierre Bouvier showed up, I knew it was time to yell 'It's white party time.' Too bad he ended up fucking my boyfriend." - Some girl

by Zach Block July 21, 2008

Flimshaw

(noun)
Nonsense, balderdash, poppycock.

I say flimshaw to that, good sir.

by Zach Block April 26, 2004

mary jane

a euphemism for Marijuana that no one has ever used and probably never will use

Sgt. Joe Friday: Look, Smith, it's a hopper-head.
Smith: Let's shove a light fixture up his ass and pull out his intestines.
Sgt. Joe Friday: C'mere mama! Tryin' TO PUFF THAT OL' DIGGY DIGGY! The scrim-scim-screw. The tea, see?
Pothead: I'm just smoking the marrrry jane maaaaaaaaaaan.
Smith: He's obviously possessed.
Friday. Let's kill him.

by Zach Block July 4, 2005