ya boy trax's definitions

The Chica Effect

the sudden trance you're put in when a beautiful girl looks into your eyes, and it's not something that happens often cause you know when her eye contact has meaning and love behind it.

Andy: So I was walkin down the street and I got attacked by radioactive monkeys!!!
Dre: No Way Dawg!
(beautiful girl walks by and makes eye contact)
Andy: Duhhh!!!, what was I saying?, I think I just got hit with The Chica Effect!!!
Dre:I dunno, I really wasnt listening

by Ya Boy Trax June 22, 2010

Slimfast Wallet

complete opposite of a fat wallet, a slimfast wallet is very slim or completely empty, not a good sign for the chicks.

Will: going out tonight with some girls, you down?
Steve: nah, cant, I got a Slimfast Wallet today
Will:you broke bastard!

by Ya Boy Trax June 18, 2010

Aisle Check

the action you do going up and down the grocery store looking for the people you originally came in with, but lost while doing your business. can be done multiple times looking up and down aisles. VERY SCARY for little kids looking for their parents.

Drew: dammit, I've been up and down these aisles and still cant find them
Troy:how many aisle checks have you done?
Drew: I'm up to 20 times now, it's endless!
Troy: Sucks to be you!

by Ya Boy Trax August 7, 2010

Posted Like The Mailman

the term used to describe a state of chillin or hanging out, or can be used to say that I'm not going anywhere, therefore posted like the mailman.

Tom:what up man?, what you doing?
Derik:not shit, I'm posted like the mailman
Tom: you're lame man, you always say that
Derik: Fuck you!, I'm on house arrest the next 3 months!!!!!

by Ya Boy Trax August 30, 2010

Drunken Conscience

The state of mind you're in when you've been dipping in the sauce. Where all of your normal sober problems hit while you're drunk,which leads you into a spiral of more drinking and or just drunken rambling along with crocodile tears.

Gary:man, this Rum got me on some drunken conscience ish
Steve:can't you just say shit, you drunken fool!
(Gary starts cryin') leave me alone man!
Steve: I shoulda cut you hours ago

by Ya Boy Trax July 30, 2010

Recession Candy

the cheap ass candy you can buy at a value price due to our struggling economy, not full priced, but a value discount, a must have.

Andy- man, I got a buck left and I am hungry!!!
Mike- get some recession candy
Andy- you're right, they are only 69 cents!
Mike- perfect for yo broke ass!

by Ya Boy Trax September 2, 2010

Snail Boy

slowest homie out the click, says he'll be ready in 5 minutes, however takes more than 20 minutes to get ready, which is lame, therefore the term Snailboy coined.

Andy:whats taking Fox so long?!?
Richie: I dunno, we got here 30 mins ago and HE STILL AINT READY!!!!!
Andy: Yah, hes a definite Snail Boy

by Ya Boy Trax June 21, 2010