ya boy trax's definitions

Bitch Button

The ignore button that gets pushed by your angry ex when you are blowing up their phone realizing how damn stupid and CLUELESS you really are when you try to holler at her friends,don't be a jackass!

Andy:Is that CLUELESS bastard still blowin up your phone?
Khristina:Uh,definitely,I'm so pushing the bitch button
Andy:hells yeah,that's what his dumbass gets

by Ya Boy Trax July 13, 2010

Posted Like The Mailman

the term used to describe a state of chillin or hanging out, or can be used to say that I'm not going anywhere, therefore posted like the mailman.

Tom:what up man?, what you doing?
Derik:not shit, I'm posted like the mailman
Tom: you're lame man, you always say that
Derik: Fuck you!, I'm on house arrest the next 3 months!!!!!

by Ya Boy Trax August 30, 2010

No Reason Boner

the sudden, unexpected boner you get for no apparent reason. can be brought on due to no stimulation of the penis, just no reason.can be abbreviated as NRB.

Fred:so, I was sitting in the class the other day and I asked the teacher if I could go to the bathroom and I got up and had a no reason boner!
Rick: That shit's funny dawg, did the teacher see you?
Fred:Yah!, along with the whole classroom too!, I was embarassed!

by Ya Boy Trax July 9, 2010

Madachole

how you say "Motherfucker" in Panjabi. pronounced: Mah-Dah-Chowl.

Andy: Hey Bossman, you need me to work today?
Bossman: No Madachole, take the day off
Andy: Thanks Madachole, see ya later!
Bossman: Bye

by Ya Boy Trax August 2, 2010

Snail Boy

slowest homie out the click, says he'll be ready in 5 minutes, however takes more than 20 minutes to get ready, which is lame, therefore the term Snailboy coined.

Andy:whats taking Fox so long?!?
Richie: I dunno, we got here 30 mins ago and HE STILL AINT READY!!!!!
Andy: Yah, hes a definite Snail Boy

by Ya Boy Trax June 21, 2010

Aisle Check

the action you do going up and down the grocery store looking for the people you originally came in with, but lost while doing your business. can be done multiple times looking up and down aisles. VERY SCARY for little kids looking for their parents.

Drew: dammit, I've been up and down these aisles and still cant find them
Troy:how many aisle checks have you done?
Drew: I'm up to 20 times now, it's endless!
Troy: Sucks to be you!

by Ya Boy Trax August 7, 2010

Drunken Conscience

The state of mind you're in when you've been dipping in the sauce. Where all of your normal sober problems hit while you're drunk,which leads you into a spiral of more drinking and or just drunken rambling along with crocodile tears.

Gary:man, this Rum got me on some drunken conscience ish
Steve:can't you just say shit, you drunken fool!
(Gary starts cryin') leave me alone man!
Steve: I shoulda cut you hours ago

by Ya Boy Trax July 30, 2010