3 definitions by wralford

Top Definition
Late-model Buick Roadmaster that has had its engine modified to increase horsepower -- effectively making it into the Gran Sport model that was never factory-built. The most eligible years are 1994-96 when the 350 cubic inch (5.7L) LT-1 Corvette engine was standard.

Typical modifications:

Suncoast RAISS Cold Air Intake
Suncoast Functional Ram Air Hood
Edelbrock performer tunnel ram intake manifold
52mm Edelbrock Throttle Body
ClearImage Tri-Y headers
Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers
Jet Performance Power Control Module
Edelbrock Performer 54cc Cylinder Heads
* ROAR!! *

"Did we just get blown away by a station wagon?"

"Yea, that was a Roadmonster."
by wralford December 08, 2009
Something that is only theoretical, because most Wal-Mart employees and shoppers don't have necks.
If she lost 200lbs she'd have a Walmart Neck, but it's currently engulfed in fat.
by wralford December 08, 2009
Bullshit formula that middle-aged me use to justify porking coeds. If they were consistent about it, they would also advocate being with women using the inverse of that formula: Twice-your-age-minus-seven.
- Dude, you're 40 and dating a 27-year-old. Isn't that a bit gross?

- Hey, half-your-age-plus-seven.

- Oh? So that means you would go for twice-your-age-minus-seven? So for you that would be 73.

- Fuck you.
by wralford September 18, 2009

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