Definitions by wet paint

MBIR 

An acronym for My Body Is Ready. Something you say when you see someone who is overwhelmingly attractive and would like to partake in sexual activities with them.

Person 1: Have you seen this picture of Cristiano Ronaldo? *shows picture*
Person 2: MY BODY IS READY.

or when not appropriate to say "My body is ready" out loud, one would say "MBIR."

MBIR by wet paint June 14, 2011

Sckhooming 

–adjective
1.
lacking skill or dexterity; clumsy.
2.
lacking grace or ease in movement: an awkward gesture; an awkward dancer.
3.
lacking social graces or manners: a simple, awkward frontiersman.
4.
not well planned or designed for easy or effective use: an awkward instrument; an awkward method.
5.
requiring caution; somewhat hazardous; dangerous: an awkward turn in the road.
6.
hard to deal with; difficult; requiring skill, tact, or the like: an awkward situation; an awkward customer.
7.
embarrassing or inconvenient; caused by lack of social grace: an awkward moment

Person 1: Last night, my parents decided to have "the talk."
Person 2: Oh dang! That's sckhooming.

Sckhooming by Wet Paint April 18, 2010