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5 definitions by u shit fuck

 
1.
a large hairy dick with hair so thick it makes dick color indistinqushable
That guy had the biggest sasquach ever... and im still getting hairs out of my mouth
by u shit fuck January 04, 2012
 
2.
a very angry small cock... best to avoid
Damn u got a raging yoshi!
by u shit fuck January 04, 2012
 
3.
a large disk shaped poop usually extemely painful and hard to push out... floats in water
"Damn i think my anus is bleeding from those toilet cookies i made i think i need a rim job
by u shit fuck January 03, 2012
 
4.
a cock that has blue tribal design tatoos on it
Bob: "Damn I feel good."
Mark: "Why do you feel so good Bob?"
Bob: "I just screwed a chick with my celtic snake!"
Mark: "Seriously dude you got one of those?"
Bob: "Ya dude I used it on your mom last night."
by u shit fuck January 19, 2012
 
5.
when having anal sex you have your partner take a shit and you clean out the poop with your nose then have your partner lick it off
Bob- "Charlie I heard you did a poop nose with your sister and mom at the same time..... then your dad joined in"
Charlie- "ya it was pretty hot"
Bob- "wait you really did?"
Charlie- "Nooooooo....."
by u shit fuck January 04, 2012