3 definitions by tyw112

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a person who takes all the blame when something bad happens, but gets none of the credit for something good
man, steve from accounting is such a goalie, last quarter when we lost 5,000 dollars everyone was on his case, but just yesterday he found 10,000 by moving money around and the boss got promoted by corporate because of it.
by tyw112 October 09, 2011

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ITL
abv. Is That Legal?
Used in text or chat
Person 1: Dude totally just hooked up with my math teacher

Person 2: ITL?
by tyw112 November 07, 2010

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The speed at which time passes around you while you play video games. Different games have different video game times.
When playing Call of Duty Black Ops time goes by at about 3x normal, thus playing for 3 hours will really only feel like 1
Person 1: Get off the xbox you've been playing for like an hour ::: Person 2: YEAH, but my video game time's like half that!
by tyw112 May 27, 2011

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