A short, fat, trollish, greek usually female but could possibly be mistake as a male. She likes to sell pussy on the streets in tuperwear. She likes to sprinkle a little extra garlic sauce of them for flavor.
She can also take any word in English and tell you the root of the word means pussy.
Arlet: Alright lets take the word "Umbrella" Umbrella is like when you ella lala la down there. Which is pussy There-ya go!"
"Damn Mark that's you're third date this week, you're such an Arlet"