4 definitions by thejonsays

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Having a boner for no apparent reason, or perhaps for the wrong reason.
Mark: I was watching an infomercial for the perfect brownie maker and for some reason I got so hard I thought I was gonna bust through my pants! Talk about a Misdirection!

Clark: That's nothing, I was on the bus to visit Mary and I overheard this guy talking about how good he is at giving head and I got a Misdirection as well!
by thejonsays December 21, 2011

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A concert or event at which a vast number of females will be there, usually due to a celebrity of some sort that said females fine irresistible.
Steve: Hey man, are you still taking your sister to see The Jonas Brothers tonight?

Bill: Yeah

Steve: Bring a bathing suit man, it's gonna be a slip 'n' slide
by thejonsays February 03, 2011

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A threesome involving three large, husky, hairy gay men.
Mike: I'm so mad, dude.

Tom: Why, dude?

Mike: Well the dudes that live above me in 3B are gay, which is totally cool, I support that. But they had a bearsome, and half way through my shows, they come crashing down into my living room all tangled up with eachother on their bed.

Tom: Damn! At least they were getting some

Mike: Hell yeah!
by thejonsays February 06, 2011

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An erection obtained as a result of direct contact from a stranger. Usually uncontrollable and, depending on who gave it to you, sometimes beneficial.
Bill: Damn, did you get a look at that babe who bumped into you?

Will: Yeah man, she touched my shoulder when she passed me and I got a Direction!

Abraham: Oh fuck man.

Joshua: What's wrong?

Abraham: I was getting on the elevator in my building this morning and it was packed, and Jimmy from 4D was right in front of me. My dick was right on his ass and I got a Direction!

Joshua: Don't worry man, it happens! I got a Direction last night because Sally touched my wang.

Abraham: Oh word!
by thejonsays December 21, 2011

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