One who hides his little penis behind the illusion that he has a massive wanker. He is the reason for the definition of the word chode. The character Cartman in SouthPark was based off of his penis.
Scientists have also come to the conclusion that his small genitalia is a repercussion of his allergy to saltwater.
and he sails.
Bud: Wait, why don't you wanna give me dome brah?!
Girl: I mean you're a really nice guy Bud Barry, but no... I cant even find it!