1 definition by the lone arranger

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When you s(h)it on the can and jerk off too.
Primarily performed by teenagers who can't get any other free time to pleasr themselves.
crackaw:yo dude i gotta shit and jerk, my rents been home all day
lookawt: aight man later
by the lone arranger October 05, 2003

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