A man bear gummy is a unique type
/bear/thingy. He is like a human sandwich
except he tastes very sweet. These
are very rare in nature
day. So if you ever meet a man bear gummy in the forest/your room/bathroom do not hesitate he is very tasty.
Bob: i just saw a.....MAN BEAR GUMMY....
Bob: yes i just said i saw it in your room under your bed...
not the sacred bed
(Alien runs over
(Alien smells around)
Alien: DID YOU JUST TAKE A DUMP!?!?
Bob: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE MAN BEAR GUMMY FART!!