9 definitions by that one motherfucker

This is an expression used commonly in eastern Kansas, esp. at Wellsville High School, when implying much dismay or pain.

Consists of the words fuck, shit, and damn.

n. & v. (gel-lee dou-nut)

Term used for blowing your load on a girl's face, esp. around her mouth, then sucker punching her in the nose to make it bleed which in some way or another should resemble a jelly doughnut.

Also see Wellsville High School.

n. & v.

Est. at Wellsville High School in the boys' locker room showers after a victory in one sport or another, usu. football.

A victory slide consists of the shower floor being covered with soap while a naked individual "slides" across it on either his chest or back while yelling "Whoo!". Most of the time, the unlucky individual is pissed on.

n.
A game played in the bathroom or locker room in either a toliet or shower, usually consisting of two guys or more. The object of this game is to fight to the death with streams of piss while also fending off other attacks. Usually death is uncommon as well as defensive moves.

n.
Mostly referring to Wellsville, Kansas's high school.

Also referred to what you get in the toliet after taco and burrito night.

Also see Scabe Scrub.

v., in a past-tense.

To get "served" one must get either screwed over, shown up by another, or slapped in the face by someone usually of the female sex. In no way whatsoever does this have to do with the gay movie "You Got Served".

Antonym of hot damn... actually, "cold damn" isn't really a word. But if it was, it would be used sarcastically as hot damn in a cold situation, such as stuck in a giant ice cube.