John: Hey Tom, did you know they're making a new Adam Sandler movie?
Tom: Really? What's it about?
John: First, he's a wedding singer, who totally sucks, so he decides to be a drummer for a heavy metal band with Brendan Fraser. Then they do pretty much everything to be heard, so they hold a radio station hostage and spite of everything they did, they still become famous! Thats not all,
afterwards he decides to be a water boy for a football team, and then he is recruited to the football team and he does pretty well until he decides to play hockey instead! Things start going wrong and he is fired. Also his grandma's house is being held for auction, so he plays golf to buy the house back. Later on, he somehow has to take care of a kid and becomes a pretty bad parent. Afterwards, he is sent to anger management therapy with a very kooky psychiatrist. After all this was all a setup. On christmas he goes to a chinese restaurant (because he's jewish) and he gets drunk and then gets arrested and sentenced to community service coaching a basketball team. Later that night, his t.v remote brakes, so he goes to Bed, Bath, and Beyond to buy a new remote. Little did he know, the remote could control his life. And later on he abuses it's features, now he's screwed. After all Christopher Walken feels pretty sorry for him and takes him back to his normal life with his hot wife and they live happily ever after.