1 definition by t-spasm

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A person with the attitude of a genius but the knowledge of a retard. Thinks that the web can talk to him and tell him the truth and nothing but the truth. He also thinks that playing video games and making fun of people is the only thing in life he can really do. He has no special skills to speak of. He looks like a squirrel and is of the age 17. He cannot stand to be poked in the ribs. He likes older women 50-60 is the prime age he goes for. He is egotistical and thinks if he can prove you wrong he will and if he is wrong and you were right he wont call you out on it.
A late english man named Sir Colton Blyle
by t-spasm May 25, 2010

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