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15 definitions by speedytennis10

 
1.
Hi I'm An Annoying Fuck And I Like To Make Annoying Acronyms For Long Sentences Because I Have Nothing Better To Do Because Everyone Hates Me. Also refers to people who talk in acronyms either on facebook or aim etc.
Because Josh had no friends and thought he was funny he made lots of annoying aconyms which made him a HIAAFAILTMAAFLSBIHNBTDBEHM

Julie: HWU? (Hey What's Up?)
Aaron: What?
Julie: ISHWU?! (I Said Hey What's Up?!)
Aaron: No one likes you!!!!!!!!!!
by speedytennis10 July 01, 2010
 
2.
The moment where while having a conversation a certain words or topic you are talking about is said or appears on the TV.
Kaitlyn: I feel like having some buttered popcorn right now
Aaron: Ok ill go make you some

TV: Introducing Orville Redenbacher's New Super Butter Flavor Popcorn!!

Aaron: Dayyyyyumm
Kaitlyn: What??
Aaron: I just had a TV magic moment
by speedytennis10 June 26, 2010
 
3.
A certain period of time where a skinny and healthy person ignores all their sense of hygiene and become extremely obese and develop certain health problems.

Can also be a healthy person who actually goes into a McDonald's and eats there because when they walk out they have increased their risks of being unhealthy significantly.
Kaitlyn and Elliott used to be extremely athletic and healthy until they traveled through the McDonald's Time Machine and gained a combined 250 pounds and both developed heart disease and diabetes.
by speedytennis10 July 01, 2010
 
4.
A phrase used instead of what the fuck or what the hell when you are in the presence of an adult or little child who you dont want to hear you say fuck or hell etc.
Micaela: Aaron I hate you soooo much!

Little Kid Walks In

Aaron: What the (Insert Non-Offensive Word Here)!!!!!
by speedytennis10 July 01, 2010
 
5.
The moment where while having a conversation a certain words or topic you are talking about is said or appears on the TV.
Kaitlyn: I feel like having some buttered popcorn right now
Aaron: Ok ill go make you some

TV: Introducing Orville Redenbacher's New Super Butter Flavor Popcorn!!

Aaron: Dayyyyyumm
Kaitlyn: What??
Aaron: I just had a TV magic moment
by speedytennis10 June 26, 2010
 
6.
When a person instant messages another person who is signed on only to find out that that person is too busy to talk or doesn't want to talk to anyone right now because they are angry or in a bad mood. So why the hell are they signed on in the first place? Well these idiots are pre-signed on so when they are able to talk or aren't in a bad mood they will already be signed on because they are really lazy to click the sign on button more than once. DUH
Aaron: Hey Sarah
Sarah: Hey i ctn im too busy
Aaron: Then why the fuck are you signed on if you can't talk
Sarah: I like pre-signing on so when im not busy ill already be on
Aaron: That may be the gayest thing ive ever heard in my life
by speedytennis10 July 01, 2010
 
7.
Based on the 11 hour 5 min match at Wimbledon featuring Nicholas Mahut (FRA) and John Isner (USA) where they played 138 games in the fifth set alone and where most records were completely shattered.
It refers to anything an event or oddity that will almost positively never happen again.
The strange disappearance of an entire civilized city in Mexico was a once a marathon match
by speedytennis10 June 24, 2010