18 definitions by speakupfightback

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1) A common system of government directed by the whims of mobs and marked by a low tolerance for basic human rights and common sense; primarily used to incrementally transition a government ruled by common law (Republic) to a government ruled by the political law of a few elite (Oligarchy).

2) Individuals get one vote - the ballot box. Considering a) most elections are stolen and b) the mainstream media - whose parent corporations financially contribute directly/indirectly to the campaigns of the major party system - exclude coverage of ALL viable candidates (Libertarians, Greens, Independents, Constitutional, Socialists, etc), the individual is mostly irrelevant.

3) Its two wolves and a sheep voting on what’s for dinner. Tonight’s menu is obvious and leftovers provide for tomorrow’s needs. Thereafter, what can the ravenous wolves do but eat each other.

4) Jeopardy answer: What is - How our country fell from liberty’s wings of justice and peace into the volcano of preferential treatment and war?

Every drinking class person in this country would stop screaming about his blisstard neighbors if the sacred golden cow called Democracy was slaughtered today and the Bill of Rights esteemed tomorrow. It will never happen because everyone in this country has bought a rug that faces DC and they pray five times a day to the Almighty G. “The Government saves us all. The Government saves us all … from personal responsibility. Praise my lord, my savior, my Government. Amen!”

The United States Constitution makes no mention of ‘Democracy.’ None!


“The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government” - The Constitution, Article IV, Section 4

“Those who vote decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything.” - Joseph Stalin

“The one pervading evil of democracy is the tyranny of the party that succeeds, by force or fraud, in carrying elections.” - Lord Action

“Propaganda is to a democracy what the bludgeon is to a totalitarian state.” - Noam Chomsky

“The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.” - Winston Churchill

“Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.” - Alan Coren

“Democracies have ever been spectacles of turbulence and contention ... and have in general been as short in their lives as they are violent in their deaths.” - James Madison

“A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until a majority of voters discover that they can vote themselves largess out of the public treasury.” - Alexander Tytler

“A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine.” - Thomas Jefferson

“The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.” - Thomas Jefferson

“Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule—and both commonly succeed, and are right... The United States has never developed an aristocracy really disinterested or an intelligentsia really intelligent. Its history is simply a record of vacillations between two gangs of frauds.” - H.L. Mencken

“A democracy cannot survive as a permanent form of government. It can last only until its citizens discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority (who vote) will vote for those candidates promising the greatest benefits from the public purse, with the result that a democracy will always collapse from loose fiscal policies, always followed by a dictatorship. The average age of the world's greatest democratic nations has been 200 years. Each has been through the following sequence:

From bondage to spiritual faith.
From faith to great courage.
From courage to liberty.
From liberty to abundance.
From abundance to complacency.
From complacency to selfishness.
From selfishness to apathy.
From apathy to dependency.
And from dependency back again into bondage.”

- Lord Thomas MacCauley, May 23, 1857

“Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.” - James Bovard (1994)
by SpeakUpFightBack May 11, 2009
1) Designation assigned by corporate media to any idea divergent of government script.

2) Results from careful and unbiased analysis of the facts and circumstances surrounding a high profile event, proving an agenda is/was in motion.

3) So called ‘conspiracy theorists’ preferred to be called ‘agenda analysts’ or simply thinkers.
>>Friendly Neighbor<<: I’m 99% sure your house is on fire. You should leave.
>>Home Owner<<: Leave? If I don’t marinate in the glow of my TV for at least six hours every night, I have no chance at happiness. So no, you leave. Get the hell out of here!
>>Neighbor<<: Please sir, there are flames shooting out from all your windows and a dark cloud of smoke halos your house, which clearly and strongly suggests your house is on fire and your family should evacuate.
>>Owner<<: No. No. I can’t believe that so you must be wrong. To settle this I will call the mainstream media to verify.
>>Neighbor<<: Sir, seeing has to be believing. I beg you to please just look at the evidence and decide for yourself. Your family is in danger.
>>Owner<<: Hold on, I’m on the phone. - Yes, hello kind sexy professional expert media personality. My neighbor claims my house is on fire. I think he is being too negative.
>>Media Personality<<: OK, calm down. One question. Is your house a steel frame structure?
>>Owner<<: No, just wood and insulation.
>>Media<<: Well then, you have nothing to fear. Fire doesn’t melt wood, it only melts steel and concrete, like on 9-11. Lumber igniting is just some wild conspiracy theory. You are smart to distrust your neighbors and loved ones. He’s probably trying to rob you. Just get back to watching your ‘I Love Lucy’ reruns and buy the advertised products. (hangs up)
>>Owner<<: Look a-hole, you need to be more positive. Stop being a nutbag. There is no such thing as a house fire. (slams door, fire collapses house neatly into its own footprint at the speed of gravity killing him and his entire family)


“Let us never tolerate outrageous conspiracy theories regarding the attacks of September 11” - President George W. Bush, at the 56th Session of the United Nations General Assembly, November 10, 2001, New York
by SpeakUpFightBack May 01, 2009
Antidote to fear.
I’m not worried about catching a vomit comet on the flying pig flu because I got injected with the truth last night. This is just another contaminated plot by BIG Pharma to sell the dumbfahkastani Americans millions of high profit margin death-shots called vaccines. The action is in the reaction. The flu won’t kill you, even the so-called ‘patient zero’ Edgar Hernandez survived. It’s the vaccines that will kill you. Don’t get the shots. The Amish have a zero percent Autism rate, zero percent Diabetes rate, zero percent Alzheimer’s rate, near zero percent Cancer rate. Don’t get the shots.

“I feel great. But I had a headache and a sore throat and a fever for a while. I had to lay down in bed.” - Edgar Hernández, five-year-old boy, answering Reporter Ruth Maclean questions on April 29, 2009 and seemingly unaware that the swine flu he contracted a few weeks ago — the first known case — has almost brought his country to a standstill and put the rest of the world on alert.
by SpeakUpFightBack May 01, 2009
1) An extremely rare system of government with a short lifecycle; directed and confined by constitutional law protecting the rights of its citizenry, especially its minorities.

2) Individuals get four votes - the ballot box, the jury box, the grand jury box, and the cartridge box. The ultimate check in the checks and balances of a responsible/accountable government is considered the individual; thereby the most important characteristic of a Republican form of government is the individual.

3) Its a shepherd called law protecting the sheep from the wolves. By stealth, the predatorily lazy wolves create an engineered crisis/emergency and by foolishness, fear, complacency, naivety, and/or by lack of understanding the importance of the shepherd, the humble hardworking sheep accept the wolves’ conclusion that killing the shepherd is necessary. Well, guess what’s for dinner tomorrow night?

4) Jeopardy answer: What is the wind beneath liberty’s wings of justice and peace?

BUSH SUPPORTER: We’re fighting them Al Keeblers to keep our Democracy and give the world Democracy too.
CONCERNED FRIEND: Do you know that our founding fathers created a Republican form of government, not a Democracy.
BUSH SUPPORTER: Same difference. Democracy, Republic, Liberty. All the same. All are anit-islamo-fascism.
CONCERNED FRIEND: Really? A democracy is a one-vote system as opposed to a Republic, which is a four-vote system. Four votes to check tyranny, not just one. The first vote is at the polls on election day when we pick those who are to represent us in the seats of government. But what can be done if those elected officials just don't perform as promised or expected? - or follow the Constitution? In a Democracy, the people have to wait until the next election cycle. Under a Republic, votes two-three-four are the most effective means by which the common people of any nation on earth have ever had in controlling those appointed to serve them well in government. The second vote comes when you serve on a Grand Jury. Before anyone can be brought to trial for a capital or infamous crime by those acting in the name of government, permission must be obtained from people serving on the Grand Jury! The Minneapolis Star and Tribune in the March 27th 1987 edition noted a purpose of the Grand Jury this way: "A grand jury's purpose is to protect the public from an overzealous prosecutor." The third is the most powerful vote; this is when you are acting as a jury member during a courtroom trial. At this point, "the buck stops" with you! It is in this setting that each juror has more power than the President, all of Congress, and all of the judges combined! Congress can legislate (make law), the President or some other bureaucrat can make an order or issue regulations, and judges may instruct or make a decision, but no juror can ever be punished for voting "Not Guilty!" Any JUROR can, with impunity, choose to disregard the instructions of any judge or attorney in rendering his vote. If only one juror should vote "Not Guilty" for any reason, there is no conviction and no punishment at the end of the trial. Thus, those acting in the name of government must come before the common man to get permission to enforce a law. If all else fails, i.e. elections are stolen, juries are bribed/threatened, we the people of a Republic get a forth vote, we get to defensively vote from the rooftops against tyranny's enforcers. (amended Citizens Rulebook)
BUSH SUPPORTER: Well, why does Bush, a Republican, like to spread Democracy all the time?
CONCERNED FRIEND: The same reason a whore likes to spread her legs - easy money. Spreading Democracy is just a PC enunciation of filling the coffers of the military industrial complex by bombing the shit out of random brown skinned nations, just like spreading her legs is PC for fucking the shit out of random people for cash.
BUSH SUPPORTER: So Bush is a whore of the military industrial complex?
CONCERNED FRIEND: Yes. Though more politely, a serial pitchman for murdering the innocent, i.e. Iraqi babies.


“The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government” - The Constitution, Article IV, Section 4

“The jury has a right to judge both the law as well as the fact in controversy.” - John Jay, 1st Chief Justice U.S. Supreme Court, 1789

“All laws which are repugnant to the Constitution are null and void.” - Maybury vs. Madison, US, 1803

“The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities.” - Ayn Rand

“There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible to live without breaking laws.” - Ayn Rand

“Those who expect to reap the benefits of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it.” - Thomas Paine

“People fear witches, and burn women.” - Justice Louis Brandeis
by SpeakUpFightBack May 11, 2009
Where you will go if you refuse to take the swine flu vaccination

F_ahk the
A_genda to

A_ssault and
>>Old School American Thinker (a.k.a. Vietnam Vet)<<: Hell NO! I ain’t taking no bio-weaponized death shot. I never did recover from Agent Orange and the 1976 swine flu vaccine.
>> New World Order out of Chaos Soldier (a.k.a. Doctor)<<: Fine. Please give me your left hand.
>>Vietnam Vet<<: (pulls hand away as Doctor tries to stamps it with an ‘all seeing eye’ tattoo) What the hell are you doing? My body! My property! You have no right to infringe.
>>Doctor<<: Now I know why DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano demonized American Veterans as right wing extremists capable of terrorism. You people just won’t obey.
>>Vietnam Vet<<: (attempts to run)
>>Doctor<<: Nope. The only place you are going is to the FEMA Camp with your fellow patriots.
by SpeakUpFightBack May 01, 2009
Obama as Joker

Sleeple: Do you think the Obamoker poster is racist?

Concerned American: No! And I didn’t find Vanity Fair’s portrayal of Bush as the Joker as immorally distasteful either. Bob Kane’s original comic book Joker is a master criminal and a bizarre psychopath. Obama is not necessarily a psychopath — that is to say a ruthless hands-on serial killer — but by the standard of his office he is a master criminal, or rather a front man for a cartel of master criminals. Same as Bush.

Regarding November Messiahs, hope and disappointment are inseparable and that’s why the people need to SpeakUpFightBack and take the country back!

“Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.” - Mark Twain

“He (Obama) is essentially an Emperor Nero in temperament. That’s the historic figure, which he’s most closely related to. And nothing good will come out of him. And nothing good will come out of a congress, which submits to him. This man is in effect clinically insane and he’s the President of the United States.” - Lyndon LaRouche, International webcast, June 27, 2009
by SpeakUpFightBack August 08, 2009
1) Government controlled schools.

2) A place where you are trained survival is feeding off the brains of others - cheating - and you are taught that education is to be mesmerized by seemingly useless unconnected commotion - history.

STG RUTHERS: Teachers vote; students can't. Thereby, politicians protect teacher unions. Students/children are irrelevant to all policy in the United States of America. Fuck that 'no child left behind' bu**sh** ... we need to start teaching ourselves how to survive and how the world works. Learning History without any reference to Economics is like learning about Fish without any reference to Water. Zombie Boot Camps are fucking worthless.


“Whenever is found what is called a paternal government, there is found state education. It has been discovered that the best way to ensure implicit obedience is to commence tyranny in the nursery.” - Benjamin Disraeli, 1874

“Free education for all children in government controlled schools.” - Tenth Plank of The Communist Manifesto

“Those who do not learn from the mistakes of history are doomed to repeat them.” - George Santayana

“Historically, much of the motivation for public schooling has been to stifle variety and institute social control.” - Jack Hugh

“Public educators, like Soviet farmers, lack any incentive to produce results, innovate, to be efficient, to make the kinds of difficult changes that private firms operating in a competitive market must make to survive.” - Carolyn Lochhead

“First, God created idiots. That was just for practice. Then He created school boards.” - Mark Twain

“The aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all, it is simply to reduce as many individuals as possible to the same safe level, to breed and train a standardized citizenry, to put down dissent and originality.” - H L. Mencken

“Consider (the pedagogue, or paid leaders of children, or teachers) in his highest incarnation: the university professor. What is his function? Simply to pass on to fresh generations of numskulls a body of so-called knowledge that is fragmentary, unimportant, and, in large part, untrue. His whole professional activity is circumscribed by the prejudices, vanities and avarices of his university trustees, i.e., a committee of soap-boilers, nail manufacturers, bank-directors and politicians. The moment he offends these vermin he is undone. He cannot so much as think aloud without running a risk of having them fan his pantaloons.” - H.L. Mencken

“Of all the classes of men, I dislike most those who make their livings by talking—actors, clergymen, politicians, pedagogues, and so on. All of them participate in the shallow false pretenses of the actor who is their archetype. It is almost impossible to imagine a talker who sticks to the facts. Carried away by the sound of his own voice and the applause of the groundlings, he makes inevitably the jump from logic to mere rhetoric.” - H.L. Mencken
by SpeakUpFightBack May 11, 2009
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