the age of 10, regardless
of physical maturity. Once 10, kids
are mentally mature enough to no longer be annoying.
scream and go stir crazy at the sight of breasts and the sound
of bad words, and get Post Traumatic Stress
Disorder as a side effect.
will push away their
Richard Feynman science book
and take out their
ultimate Spiderman comic book
are overly curious in stores, touching everything they see.
add to the annoying sound
effects of kids
playing in recess.
attempt to be themselves.
don't masturbate (the reason kids
are so annoying is because their
parents do not let them, so they use another outlet for fun.)
Remember, be cool, don't stereotype kids
the 1% that
: 1)Kid below 10: AAAAHAHAHHHAA POOP AHAHAHAHAH *climbs on shelf*
old kid: Oh, so how is your
hangout at the coffee shop
going? Any stupid kids there?
2)*turns head and sees
Playboy porn magazine
in wrapping paper* AHHHHHH
HELP ME AAHHHHHH HELP SAVE
LOOOOOOOK ITS A BAD MAGAZINE
STOP IT HEEELPP ME
Adult: We got bird shit on our car.
Kid: AAAAHAHAHHHHHHHHH HELP ME HE SAID A BAD WORD AHHHHHH
Adult: Time to bring him to the pediatrist.
child a Richard Feynman book*
NO! NO! NO! I want my ultimate Superman comic book!
4)*Climbs on shelf and touches foam*
5)You tagged me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
6)I'm just going to be myself, weak and fat playing video games.
7)Have you ever wondered what your children
are thinking that you do not know? You would be shocked: "sigh... my parents
won't let me masturbate, they think it is a sin."