look up any word, like potate:

2 definitions by smyther95

 
1.
The blooming lemon is when your wearing a condom inside of a girl and you pee inside of the condom and it fills up like a water balloon, eventally popping, thus completing the sacred blooming lemon.
man I totally bloomin lemoned Ashley last night and she threw up after! I thought she liked blooming lemons!
by smyther95 June 20, 2010
 
2.
When you have an incredible craveing for anel sex. useally happens when that one girl in class drops her pencil and bends over slowly.
I dont know man! one second im just sitting in class and the next thing i know: my eyes meet her ass and a got a tailboner coming outta my shorts!
by smyther95 June 25, 2010