EXTREMELY UGLY - someone who is unpleasing or repulsive to see or hear ; also known as unattractive , unlovely , unbeautiful , unhandsome , unshapely , unpleasing , unsightly , hideous , grotesque , gruesome , gasily , offensive , horrible , horrid , repulsive , plain , bad-featured , ill-favoured , deadful looking , awful looking , frightful looking , nasty , revolting , sickening , disgusting , obnoxious , filthy , vile , rotten , nauseous , hazardous , dispicable , nausiating , foul , repelent , disagreeable , immoral , objectionable , and finally evil . CAUTION ; do not look at a david for too long . short term and long term effects include: nightmares, being scarred for life , blindness (damage to the cornia), becoming a homosexual, self-destruction and damage, and finally DEATH (most cases prove to be suicidal) .
GUY 1 ; ... YO , is that a david ?
GUY 2 ; DOOOON'T LOOK YOU HOMO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GUY 1 ; AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !
GUY 2 ; i told you ..... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !
GUY 1 ; what happened ? i can't see anything !
GUY 2 ; .... neither can i .
DAVID ; hey guys .
- DEATH -
R.I.P. GUY 1
R.I.P. GUY 2
R.I.P. THE POPULATION
DAVID ; ..... ? ...... ? ..... ? where is everyone ?