back in the day when you had nice perfect pink perky nipples
man she may be 40 but she definitely has 1987 spring break nipples going on!
When your outside and its so hot u have sweat running down the crack of your ass SBC aka sweaty butt crack.
I was on a date the other afternoon at the park and had some serious SBC aka sweaty butt crack going on and was freaked out she would notice!
the annoying "hang nail" that pisses you off and will not heal on the side your finger nail/cuticle.
OMG 2 days and this mother in law is driving me nuts!
the overhanging fat on a woman's belly usually after she has kids
i don't see your cesarean scar? lift up my flapjack and you will see it.
when you get over the age of 30 and have had kids and you are Caucasian and you still have perfect pink areola/nipples
man what a surprise when this 38 year old i was about to bang took off her shirt and had perfect 18yr old nipples!
Puente - slang
Literal Meaning: bridge
Slang Meaning: long weekend
When all the mexican nationals invade your city cause their town is closed for a long weekend.
What the heck is with all the traffic downtown? Oh crap! its a puente weekend!
when you wake up in the morning and you have dried eye crust/boogers.
Nothing like waking up and rubbing out all the nights el ojo moco to start the day.