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An acronym which stands for D!@& (Penis) in the eye syndrome. The activity is known to cause pink eye or some weird eye fungus. The syndrome is highly embarrassing and can cause someone afflicted to don an eye-patch.
Sharon was unaware of the threat of DITES, until her black eye developed the morning after her trist with Chadley.
by scraggly bizzalls January 01, 2007

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