samick downunder's definitions

A Golden Ticket

Permission granted by one's girlfriend to enter the chocolate factory

Sammy: Nick, I'm giving you A Golden Ticket
Nick: Schwing Schwing!

by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

Jester Feet

The curling of ones toes at the point of orgasmic climax, thus replicating the turned up shoes of a court jester.

Scott: Did you give the missus one last night?
Nick: Oh yeah, Sammy rode me hard and good and gave me jester feet!

by Samick Downunder September 5, 2005

Fist of Fury

A gentleman with a specific wank window, ie his missus has just popped next door for a cup of sugar, A mindless act of violent self abuse carried out in a sort of masturbatory red mist.

Sammy: Nick, I'm just popping next door for a few minutes
Nick: Ok honey, don't be long (but really!)
Nick to himself: Fist of Fury...engage!!! Arrrggghhhh yeaaaahhhh!

by Samick Downunder September 3, 2005

Adam Ant

To inscribe a white line across a ladies face using ones naughty paintbrush,in a style reminiscent of the briefly popular eighties highwayman' make up.

Sammy: What the heck are you doing?
*Nick wields his shooting schlong like a paintbrush all over Sammy's face
Nick: I'm giving you an Adam Ant baby!

by Samick Downunder September 3, 2005

Greyhound

Very short skirt, only an inch from the *hare*.

Nick: Check the hottie in the greyhound
Sammy: OMG! I can see her pubes!

by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

X Piles

Unwanted visitors from uranus

Nick: What's wrong Sammy?
Sammy: Call Agent Mulder, I think I have the case of the X Piles

by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

Monkey Bath

A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".

Nick in bathroom: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!"
Sammy: Haha sounds like Nick is having a monkey bath!

by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005