11 definitions by ryan neil

Generally originates from African countries, but is usually only visable in your peripheral vision or at night when smiling. Best know for relieving of your hard earned money via Robbery, tax, crashing it's uninsured taxi into you, stealing your mobile phone or generally just daylight robbery.
Hey Brent, don't look now but there's a velcro crested purse snatcher about to stick his non reflective beast paw into your back pocket!
by Ryan Neil September 07, 2006
When a person has too much to say but all ends up sounding like SHIT !
Shut that stool mouth, you aint got nothin' to say but SHIT all the time!!
by Ryan Neil September 07, 2006
The Quota employee is usually the least knowldgeable, least intellegent, least valubale, most annoying, most protected and biggest P.T.W in the company. The only real prerequisite when aplying for the "Quota employee" position is that you be BLACK and preferably, the dumbest one in your tribe.
Hey Neil, The Quota employee got another salary increase- and apparently his loyne cloth is on backwards this morning !

Neil: Let's kick his ass!!
by Ryan Neil September 07, 2006
This word relates the previously diadvantaged kaffirs that do their weekly shopping Pro-bono by putting whatever they have on their shopping list into their underwear when no-one is looking and using their skin colour as a valid reason for being a victim of circumstance i.e Lazy P.T.W
Ryan: Keep an eye on those two affirmative shoppers over there, They already got a quote from me !

Neil:Should we kick their asses...?
by Ryan Neil September 07, 2006

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