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1 definition by railville

 
1.
A warning to men. A period of leave given to a woman, for the purpose of vaginal recovery in the hope of avoiding any office 'relationship' complications, post child birth.
Phil : "cor Dave, what do you think my chances are of getting it on with Becky at the office party mate?"

Dave: "I wouldn't bother Phil, you wouldn't want to, she's come back early from 'maternity leave' "

Phil : "cheers for the warning, I'll try that new temp, Mandy"
by railville November 15, 2007