A warning to men. A period of leave given to a woman, for the purpose of vaginal recovery in the hope of avoiding any office 'relationship' complications, post child birth.
Phil : "cor Dave, what do you think my chances are of getting it on with Becky at the office party mate?"
Dave: "I wouldn't bother Phil, you wouldn't want to, she's come back early from 'maternity leave' "
Phil : "cheers for the warning, I'll try that new temp, Mandy"