2 definitions by principal of shs

Top Definition
A large lesbian toilet monster that preys on small children when they poop. It reproduces asexually and lays unfertil eggs in an aquatic nest made of feces. She then later devours the eggs.
Oh my god Rosie O'donnell lives in my toilet!
by principal of shs April 23, 2010
The act of stroking your penis until it's nice and hard, then firmly grasping it with both hands snaping it in a jerking motion. It is highly recommended by many physicians and has been known to prevent prostate cancer by stimulating blood flow in the lower body.
1: So man been crackinyadick?

2: No, why would I do that?

1: It helps stimulate blood flow in your lower body.
by Principal of SHS April 01, 2010

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