10 definitions by porridgey

A really pretty Teenager who plays Hermione Granger in The Harry Potter Movies.
Tons of girls are jealous off her because she gets too play alongside daniel and rupert.
And they claim shes a cow and ruins the movies.
But it's so obvious everyones jealous. Who wouldn't want to be her.
Hater: Emma Watson has such bad fashion sense! she ruined The HP books.

non jealous people: Go try and lower her too your crappy ass level some where else. kthx bye
by Porridgey March 03, 2007
a popular yet overrated website that you can create virtual pets on and practically live a second life through.
Many people go on it 24/7 AND claim it's addicting. But the fact of the matter is that they have little or no life that they like so neopets is their only way of feeling alive.

i'm not trying too insult i'm just saying that so people leave. Seriously neopets is ruining your life!
There is a 95% chance your account will be frozen within the next 3 months for something as small as saying bump too rise your board too the top of the Fanclub's board.

Oh and I would not reccomend you try out the site people.
The designers are s***, the advertising is annoying and the games are cheap.

The makers are such jerks that most people wouldn't want too be helping them too get money. QUIT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
Innocent neopian: Hi i'm new here at the boards and I just luvve NEOPETS. IT ROKS!

Fc "literates": No. You are a NOOB! you are illiterate. You are dumb because you don't bother too type perfectly. Go too the noobs board! Quit begging no ones going too be your neofriend when your that pathetic.

Innocent neopian: :( you guys suck!

TNT to innocent neopian: Your account has been frozen for use of insults and swearwords. Say goodbye too your painted pets, and million neopoints that you spent soo long earning. :)
Source: Porridgey, Christchurch, NewZealand
by Porridgey March 03, 2007
a popular yet overrated website that you can create virtual pets on and practically live a second life through.

TNT are the goverment of the neopian world and they run it very stictly. For example in Neopia if you swore or made one little mistake you would be given the death sentance
(freezing)
That's right if you make one little mistake your banished, your pets are killed and the only way of getting back in is by reincarnating yourself with a new account name, new pets, new gallery. Everything.

TNT are evil, they don't forgive people, lot's of the time they execute you without even one single warning. People make mistakes we can't help it. Also it's quite hard too memorise every single rule, so the risk of breaking a rule is very high.

The makers are such jerks that most people wouldn't want too be helping them too get money. QUIT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
Innocent neopian: Hi i'm new here at the boards and I just luvve NEOPETS. IT ROKS!

Fc "literates": No. You are a NOOB! you are illiterate. You are dumb because you don't bother too type perfectly. Go too the noobs board! Quit begging no ones going too be your neofriend when your that pathetic.

Innocent neopian: :( you guys suck!

TNT to innocent neopian: Your account has been frozen for use of insults and swearwords. Say goodbye too your painted pets, and million neopoints that you spent soo long earning. :) Your execution will proceed immediatly.
by Porridgey March 13, 2007
a popular yet overrated website that you can create virtual pets on and practically live a second life through.

TNT are the goverment of the neopian world and they run it very stictly. For example in Neopia if you swore or made one little mistake you would be given the death sentance
(freezing)
That's right if you make one little mistake your banished, your pets are killed and the only way of getting back in is by reincarnating yourself with a new account name, new pets, new gallery. Everything.

TNT are evil, they don't forgive people, lot's of the time they execute you without even one single warning. People make mistakes we can't help it. Also it's quite hard too memorise every single rule, so the risk of breaking a rule is very high.

The makers are such jerks that most people wouldn't want too be helping them too get money. QUIT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
Innocent neopian: Hi i'm new here at the boards and I just luvve NEOPETS. IT ROKS!

Fc "literates": No. You are a NOOB! you are illiterate. You are dumb because you don't bother too type perfectly. Go too the noobs board! Quit begging no ones going too be your neofriend when your that pathetic.

Innocent neopian: :( you guys suck!

TNT to innocent neopian: Your account has been frozen for use of insults and swearwords. Say goodbye too your painted pets, and million neopoints that you spent soo long earning. :) Your execution will proceed immediatly.
by Porridgey March 11, 2007
Someone who has anger at vegans for having more willpower then them.
So they go to urbandictionary and attempt too sign vegans of as teen posers, when in actual fact most vegans are not teenagers anymore and most of them are not emo posers either.
Carnivores seem too constantly tell vegans that it is the circle of life too eat meat.
And they also like too state that some animals eat other animals as if it makes it ok for us humans too eat animals.
They consistently go on about how they hate vegans who try too impose their views on others, and don't seem too have the ability too notice they are trying too shove their views on us with their constant whining of how eating meat is the circle of life, etc etc.
Carnivore: Why are you a vegan. Animals eat other animals too!

Vegan: Humans have the ability too think twice about our natural instincs and make our own descisions based on what we believe.

Carnivore: But it's the circle of life!

Vegan: It is the 2007. You have been sitting on the computer fighting with me by means off a virtual world that can be seen and heard but not touched.
We are not cavemen anymore, and I believe you sir are a hypocrite.
by Porridgey February 28, 2007
Someone who has anger at vegans for having more willpower then them.
So they go to urbandictionary and attempt too sign vegans of as teen posers, when in actual fact most vegans are not teenagers anymore and most of them are not emo posers either.
Carnivores seem too constantly tell vegans that it is the circle of life too eat meat.
And they also like too state that some animals eat other animals as if it makes it ok for us humans too eat animals.
They consistently go on about how they hate vegans who try too impose their views on others, and don't seem too have the ability too notice they are trying too shove their views on us with their constant whining of how eating meat is the circle of life, etc etc.
Carnivore: Why are you a vegan. Animals eat other animals too!

Vegan: Humans have the ability too think twice about our natural instincs and make our own descisions based on what we believe.

Carnivore: But it's the circle of life!

Vegan: It is the 2007. You have been sitting on the computer fighting with me by means off a virtual world that can be seen and heard but not touched.
We are not cavemen anymore, and I believe you sir are a hypocrite.
by Porridgey February 26, 2007
Someone who has anger at vegans for having more willpower then them.
So they go to urbandictionary and attempt too sign vegans of as teen posers, when in actual fact most vegans are not teenagers anymore and most of them are not emo posers either.
Carnivores seem too constantly tell vegans that it is the circle of life too eat meat.
And they also like too state that some animals eat other animals as if it makes it ok for us humans too eat animals.
They consistently go on about how they hate vegans who try too impose their views on others, and don't seem too have the ability too notice they are trying too shove their views on us with their constant whining of how eating meat is the circle of life, etc etc.
Carnivore: Why are you a vegan. Animals eat other animals too!

Vegan: Humans have the ability too think twice about our natural instincs and make our own descisions based on what we believe.

Carnivore: But it's the circle of life!

Vegan: It is the 2007. You have been sitting on the computer fighting with me by means off a virtual world that can be seen and heard but not touched.
We are not cavemen anymore, and I believe you sir are a hypocrite.
by Porridgey March 03, 2007

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