as a verb: to annoy, harrass and stalk women online; to do so by lying, using underhanded methods, and drawing others into the "discussion"; to be an asshole online;
as an adjective: to hijack a thread so that any discussion whatsoever is altered to one about the supposed unfairness suffered by the hijacker
AKA "to cornhog" or "cornhogging"
Susan was excited about that thread on quantative easing she began until some dufus conhogged it.
to tell someone to hurt
themselves, very badly; a curse
When the ginormous corporation's troll fires you, you can say "go fuck yourself sideways".
A problem of one's own making which is of truely epic proportions.
When Julie and Sarah decided to lie to their folks so they could go to the concert neither was allowed to attend, they created a donkey girl scout mess for themselves.
christ onna cracker (Adverb): an expression of supreme condemnation of the act of another; a denouncement; a castigation
Christ onna cracker, locking yourself out of the house twice in one day is fucking brainless.
ihazapout (Verb); to project a a bad mood; to be cranky; to be bitchy; to be disappointed; to have bad grace about some unmet emotional need.
After Cathy called me to cancel shopping with me yesterday , I was ihazapout for the entire evening.
When Tom's team lost to New York's, he was ihazapout for almost a week.
The poster on a bulletin board who nags others about going off-topic.
Sally was the one who kept quoting the Op. She was being a threadmother.
Dictionary Dickhead (Noun) A poster who uses ever-more-detailed demands for definitions of the words used by other posters to prevent anyone else from discussing a topic he cannot understand.
That thread was almost fun, apart fro the 17 posts made by our favorite dictionary dickhead.