home of marylands most thumpin high school mixers where the girl to guy ratio is always 50 - 1.5, the school that all the cool guys attend. all girls love guys from calvert hall and just going there can be enough to get you laid. unless your in the band. much cooler than loyola
girl: "where do you go to school?"
girl: "fag" *turns and walks away*
girl: "where do YOU go to school?"
guy#2: "calvert hall"
girl: "oh baby" *takes off pants*