12 definitions by philly k
| 1. | quantum leap | ||
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Getting intoxicated to the point of waking up in another time and place I drank a couple Harvey Wallbangers, and things got out of hand. Next thing I know, I had quantum leaped and woke up on the floor of a bank.
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| 2. | baguette | ||
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a female version of douchebag Look at all those douchebags and baguettes standing over there! They're giving me douche chills!
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| 3. | twisticles | ||
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a pair of testicles that are twisted up Emily dida number on my balls, now I have twisticles!
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| 4. | bicycle frown | ||
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The opposite of a bicycle smile.
This occurs when a woman is riding a bicycle (or horse), makes an awkward or uncomfortable turn, and finds the bicycle seat up in them guts. Jessie had a bicycle frown making that turn onto 37th street. Ouch!
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| 5. | nosejob | ||
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The act of performing oral sex on one's nose. Quite literally, blowing their nose. I gave Laine a nosejob until she sneezed all over my face.
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| 6. | douche-cruising | ||
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When a woman or group of women goes out looking for men who are douchebags. She was out at the bar douche-cruising when that douchebag guy picked her up.
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| 7. | get surgical | ||
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Acting with a combination of precision and intensity. Often performing small tasks. Jackson's about to get surgical on that gyro sandwich.
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