Getting intoxicated to the point of waking up in another time and place
I drank a couple Harvey Wallbanger
s, and things got out of hand. Next thing I know, I had quantum leaped and woke up on the floor of a bank.
Look at all those douchebags and baguettes standing over there! They're giving me douche chills
a pair of testicles that are twisted up
Emily dida number on my balls, now I have twisticles!
The act of performing oral sex on one's nose. Quite literally, blowing their nose.
I gave Laine a nosejob until she sneezed all over my face.
The opposite of a bicycle smile
This occurs when a woman is riding a bicycle (or horse), makes an awkward or uncomfortable turn, and finds the bicycle seat up in them guts
Jessie had a bicycle frown making that turn onto 37th street. Ouch!
a level of relationship, at which two partners are having sex on a regular basis, feeling comfortable yet uncommitted. preferable to the alone zone
and the talkin' on the phone zone
She was out at the bar douche-cruising when that douchebag guy picked her up.
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