1 definition by perronypony

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A bicurious, short, fat, mexican with long hair that just crossed the border and loves deep fat fried foods. He is known for drinking all the time and being extremely racist. He may be considered extremely lazy and won't change the channel from desperate housewives because he wont get up from the couch to grab the remote.
Vargas loves tacos, not the body part.
by perronypony April 14, 2010

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