"Oi love, show us yer Fuckflap s."
"I was with this bird last
tuesday. Met her in Club
I, god almighty, she was wasted. Only like
15 and all. So anyway, yeah, she looked well easy. So I made my moves, and yeah yeah, eventually we got outside right. I ended up fucking her aganist the fire exit
of the club
. Bloody hell, I tell you, I ain't never seen fuck flaps like
hers. Massive! "