2 definitions by paella-munching fool

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To hastily clean your manhood in the basin of a pub’s toilets in preparation for a forthcoming sexual act with someone you’ve just met.
Dave hoped the bird he was giving a ride home to would give him a blowjob on the way so he had a gentleman's wash
by paella-munching fool February 04, 2006

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A bisexual person. One who ''swings both ways''.
Did you hear about John taking a bloke home the other night?

Yes, I know he's always been a bit of a cat flap.
by paella-munching fool October 02, 2007

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