An awesome ninja man who can use his super awesome ninja powers to tell people what to do. He can also walk on water, and Jesus is a very kickass ninja.
Ninja Jesus: Heeyah! Get me some -heeyah!- carrots!
Disciple guys: Yezzir.
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