1 definition by not your girlfriend

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a fat ugly man who tries to get in the middle of all your relationships.

You do not want this fat ugly man yet he tries to raise hell between you and your boyfriends or guys you talk to.

He's the ultimate cockblocking hater who's mad he couldnt get laid if his life depended on it and needs to go the hell away.
Vitale is a big fat hairy italian cockblocker who needs to go croak.
by not your girlfriend January 28, 2009

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