Quickly becoming one of the worst public
schools in Delaware, Newark
High Schools is known
for stabbings, students bringing in guns, and fights on an everyday
than the copious amounts of drug
has a large assortment of other
sucky people. White 'thugs', heavy drug
-users, and goth kids who has so many chains on their pants that
it tops 30 pounds, we have
it all. Also, Newark
for being extremely poor. 95% of the class rooms have
no technology, and even when we do, it usually gets stolen or vandalized by the students. Sports teams are extremely average, though teams sometimes have
successful seasons. Possibly the most
is the amount of AP classes
perfectly normal kids into douche-baggy drug
is so bad that
it's hard to believe that
it was ranked one of the best high schools not too long ago.
other school: So what happened at Newark
High School today?
Kid: Well I was late to English
was a group of girls doing the stanky leg in the hallway. Later, in my computer class, there
was a fight, yet there
was not really any discipline action. Then I went to lunch, where I found a nappy hair in my soggy french
fries while a kid got stabbed out in the hallway. Oh, and I got my cell phone and wallet stolen. Typical day.
other school: Oh that sucks! Wanna hang out later?Newark
Kid. Nah, I'm going to chill
and smoke some weed. Maybe take some zannies. Who knows.