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6 definitions by mystical beast

 
1.
one of the sexiest women in the world.
i could spend hours licking Kylie's warm, soft body.
by mystical beast May 05, 2005
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2.
most preferred method of transportation when going to hell.
none is necessary, mister dumb-dumb.
by mystical beast May 05, 2005
36 6
 
3.
the study of God and God's ways. i cannot think of a subject that is more important, but less interesting to the common person.
if you believe in God, you're a theologian.
by mystical beast May 02, 2005
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4.
the place where our nation is currently headed.
under the current leadership, our country is going to hell in a handbasket.
by mystical beast April 29, 2005
14 38
 
5.
1.) a state of unlimited pleasure and fulfillment for those who accept God's offer of eternal life.

2.) endless oral sex w/ Kylie Minogue
i hope when i go to heaven, it's really heaven, if you know what i mean.
by mystical beast May 02, 2005
13 42
 
6.
massive liberal bureacracy, second in stuffiness only to the conservative wing of the roman catholic church.
i spoke in tongues in a presbyterian church once, and they kicked me out.
by mystical beast April 29, 2005
21 84