Definitions by mutated seabass

home depot 

a gigantic orange blob that people go to for their home improvement needs. the employees are jerkasses. the whole chain thrives on suburbanites. carpenters and builders usually go in in there one time, and it's the last time.

bob: hey you build this deck?
steve: yeah, suzy and I went to home de...
bob sprays out beer over deck.

home depot by mutated seabass June 27, 2005