A really weird, creepy man who has always one or two stray hairs, hates people with the initials... well, whatever, and eats people. Freak. A man who is really forty-nine but looks like he’s freaking eighty five. Typically from Indonesia. Also a gay dude, incase you didn't know (= He freaks the shit out of a ton of people.
"When is your birthday, Mr. Schaffer?"
"I dunno. I forgot."