3 definitions by mikeyfingers

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The Nedmother (or Nerdfather) plays a role in a childs life similar to that of a Godparent, the significant difference being that the Nerdmother is responsible for the teaching of all things nerd related.

Primary roles include the taking of said child to science museums, conventions, comic con etc, and making sure the child grows up on a healthy diet of science fiction shows.
The Nerdmother should make sure that birthdays include at least one nerdy present, such as a giant pair of Hulk hands or a replica light saber.
Mike: "Hey, Georgia, wanna be my kids Nerdmother?"

Georgia: "Are you frelling serious? You're fracking right i do!"

Mike: "Shiny"
by Mikeyfingers February 25, 2012

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Bad tempered attitude whilst playing racket sports, bringing to mind the rantings and/or racket abuse of John McEnroe.
Mike: (Playing a bad shot) GOD DAMN IT!!

Pete: Man, you got some real bad Macitude today.

Mike: (slamming racket against wall) Whatever dude...
by Mikeyfingers November 15, 2009

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A word used to describe someone in such as way as to be offensive, but also funny.
Traditionally used to shut down people displaying unusually high levels of ignorance, stupidity or bigotry.
Dave

"this is are cuntry an u muslins arnt welcome hear!!!!!1"

Mike

"Dearest Dave,

Kindly crawl back under your rock, you arse-licking bumblespunk.

Regards,

Mike."
by Mikeyfingers August 12, 2016

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