The only real metal band that mainstreamer
s supposedly "know" of.
MTV kid: HI! WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BANDS??? I LIKE AVENGED SEVENFOLD, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, AIDEN, HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS
Me: Exhorder, Machine Head, Overkill, Pantera, and Helmet.....stuff like that.
MTV kid: OMG!!! PANTERA!!!! LYK PANTERA, DOOD!!!!!111 THEY ARE SO AWESOME!!!!!111 COWBOYS FROM HELL HAHAHAHA!!! R.I.P. DIMEBAG DARRELL!!!! ROCK ON!!1!!1
Me: You mean DIAMOND Darrell?
MTV kid: WTF!!! You NOOB!!1 It's DIMEBAG DARRELL!!!!!!111
Me: Tsk, tsk, tsk... *Shakes head* That's what I thought.
Well, yes...I like the original Helmet; but not the watered down, newly reformed so called "Helmet" that plays crappy Alternative rock
instead of Heavy metal.
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