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2 definitions by me aka tommy

A man who...

1. Has an unused college degree.
2. Has a bedroom that would appear that a comic book shop blew a load on it.
3. Rubs his penis against guitar strings till its raw.
"Dude, is this the part where you go all Professor Dickscrape and rub it raw?"
by me aka tommy March 09, 2010
A Dark Lord of the Sith...
1. That can shred like it's nobody's business on a guitar.
2. Has mad kung fu skills.

3. Gets the bitches.

4. Can wrestle a knife from a bear in a bar fight.
"Did you see Darth Ire get the bitches?"
"Totally, he used his awesome kung fu skills."
by me aka tommy March 09, 2010