matt miller's definitions

black mass

The rite "black" witches were said to hold to parody the Catholic mass. They often said segments of a normal mass backward, used humans for altars, and generally insulted and perverted Catholicism.

A: Somebody said some witches held a black mass the other night.
B: That's shit, it never happens anymore.

by Matt Miller August 21, 2005

Gaydom

Completely stupid or gay. Pertaining to a group or a collective gayness.

You've been kicked out of Walmart by the entire management staff for playing football in the aisles... thats just gaydom.

by Matt Miller December 5, 2003

Sacfish

A disease infested sperm. To imply one is small, useless and repulsive.

Some idiot at school decides to make jokes about your mom. You get tired of his senseless rambling and proceed to suggest that he is a Sacfish. "Yer a sacfish..."

by Matt Miller December 5, 2003

Fuckydoo

A dumb way of saying... "Oh Fuck!!"

"Ahhh... Fuckydoo!!"

by Matt Miller December 5, 2003

morning star

The meaning of Lucifer's name. This is because, although the morning star may be the first light of dawn, the sun (God) eventually rises and makes the other stars obsolete in its brilliance. Ironically, both Jesus and Mary are also called morning star.

O Morning Star, thou art...

by Matt Miller July 22, 2004

seraphim

Plural for seraph, the highest rank of the angel hiearchy. It is commonly mistranslated as the singular form of the word. The seraphim are the 'burning ones,' and sing day and night praises to God before God's throne. They have six wings and supposedly move too quickly for mortals to see.

That painting is of the seraphim before God.

by Matt Miller January 31, 2005

beelzebub

Beelzebub, a translation of Baal-zebub. Both translate to Lord of Flies (more commonly), or Lord of the Dungheap. Because flies often gather around decaying corpses and as well spread disease, the term is symbolic for Lord of Death, Decay, Disease, etc. Beelzebub is either used as a synonym for Satan himself, or, as was made popular in Paradise Lost, as Satan's second-in-command devil.

You cast out devils by Beelzebub, chief of devils. (Accusation made toward Jesus, meaning he casts out devils by calling upon Satan.)

by Matt Miller May 28, 2004