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10 definitions by maryameee

 
1.
annoying
You are such a vuvuzela. Shut the eff up!
by Maryameee June 15, 2010
 
2.
Annoying and noisy stadium horn commonly used during the 2010 World Cup games in South Africa. In slang, this means an ANNOYING and/or noisy person. A general jackass.
"That Rajon Rondo was such a vuvuzela at the game against the Lakers tonight."

OR

A: "Why did you guys break up?" B: "OMG. He would not shut the eff up, he was a straight vuvuzela. I was trying to watch Sex and the City!"
by Maryameee June 13, 2010
 
3.
It's the name of the soccer player from Spain who headed a nice goal against Germany in the World Cup 2010 Finals. It can be used as a verb to mean giving it your ALL, to rally, to push hard. This Puyol goal was AMAZING and this should become a verb. His goal was the only one in the game and put Spain in the Finals!
I was so tired but puyoled myself together and puyoled a sprint at the end of the race.

OR

I was trying to defend myself but he was puyoling (hard). *here, hard is just a big underlining. It is almost redundant because to puyol is to push hard anyway!
by maryameee July 07, 2010
 
4.
"Vuvuzela lips" is actually being used by doctors to describe the swollen, bee-stung look of frequent users of the vuvuzela.

The actual condition is not fun to have, but this term can be applied to anyone with big lips, natural or collagen-injected.

Also a nickname for Angelina Jolie or Mick Jagger.

Go look up DSL as well.
A: "Hey you, I got something for your vuvuzela lips."

B:"It better be ointment."

(In this case A's pick up line has been shot down due to B's lack of interest and ACTUAL vuvuzela lip condition. B's not feeling sexy. Otherwise this line is brilliant.)

OR

During a Pyramid game show, the answer is THE ROLLING STONES. A: "Band with vuvuzela lips as lead singer." B: "The Rolling Stones!" C: "That was the fastest clue/response EVER! Congratulations."

ALL THANKS TO THE BELOVED WORLD CUP HORN.
by Maryameee June 18, 2010
 
5.
Verb. To overlook. To underestimate. Comes from Ethal Mertz on "I Love Lucy"- a show from the 50s. She was the neighbor who always got overshadowed by Lucille Ball as Lucy. She endured years of struggle, fighting for more recognition and more $$ for her role.
My dog got mertzed at the dog show. OR I mertzed him on purpose... I didn't want to say hi.
by maryameee March 27, 2010
 
6.
It's like dry-humping but involving a phone. It's basically a dry run on a phone call. You're not doing it for real. It's when you want to call someone but chicken out and only dial the number but never press Send or never quite finish dialing (if on a non-mobile phone).
A: "did you call him yet?" B: "I'll call him tomorrow. So far I've only been dry calling."
by Maryameee October 18, 2011
 
7.
"Vuvuzela lips" is actually being used by doctors to describe the swollen, bee-stung look of frequent users of the vuvuzela.

The actual condition is not fun to have, but this term can be applied to anyone with big lips, natural or collagen-injected.

Also a nickname for Angelina Jolie or Mick Jagger.

Go look up DSL as well.
A: "Hey you, I got something for your vuvuzela lips."

B:"It better be ointment."

(In this case A's pick up line has been shot down due to B's lack of interest and ACTUAL vuvuzela lip condition. B's not feeling sexy. Otherwise this line is brilliant.)

OR

During a Pyramid game show, the answer is THE ROLLING STONES. A: "Band with vuvuzela lips as lead singer." B: "The Rolling Stones!" C: "That was the fastest clue/response EVER! Congratulations."

ALL THANKS TO THE BELOVED WORLD CUP HORN.
by Maryameee June 18, 2010