Definitions by markus2 kaufmannnnnn

muff punting 

literally, to punt a muff.

the female version of a kick in the balls. When you boot a chick in the gooch, punt her in the vagina, and so on..

"She dumped me, so me and the guys went over to the sorrority house to do a little muff punting."

muff punting by markus2 kaufmannnnnn December 24, 2005