5 definitions by manbearpig_1985

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Stupormajor is a term to generally refer to a powerful public servant in any of the three branches of government who received that position not based on intellectual merit, but rather affirmative action education resumes. The liberal agenda can install puppets with no idea of justice or leadership by using minorities with affirmative action education. When a minority is used, they will not be disqualified no matter how incompetent they are because the liberals will always decry the critics as racists and as a bonus they attract more of the minority vote through political bribery.
Some of the most powerful Stupormajors in the federal government are not just minorities, but preferential females educated within the liberal system as well. Stupormajors: Barack Obama, Eric Holder, the eponymous Sotomayor, Hilary Clinton, Dianne Feinstein, Barbara Boxer, Charles Rangel, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, John Conyers, Ken Salazar, Kathleen Sebelius, EPA Administrator Lisa Jackson, and the list goes on and on. Caucasian males need not apply.
by manbearpig_1985 July 15, 2009
The state of mind of eco-terrorists who believe that deconstruction of all advanced civilization will return us to the fantasy paradise they dream about while tripping on shrooms. They often avoid cognitive dissonance of their hypocrisies by doing various mixtures of drugs through a progressively stronger regimen of hallucinogens. You'll notice they still drive vans that burn gasoline, they still use electrical appliances powered by coal-fired power plants, they still go to the doctors who are wholly dependent on the technological system, they use all the perks and enjoy them while advocating their removal. They are environmentally retarded.
Jaysus mary of Joseph, did you see that little twat chaining himself to the tree? He made not one article of clothing on his stupid weak back, but he yammers on in a daze. The poor sap's environmentally retarded.
by manbearpig_1985 July 09, 2009
Highblacking is the practice of moving large groups of poor minorities into northern cities causing the subsequent phenomenon of white flight. Highblacking occurs in states that have never allowed slavery, but the highblackers somehow extract moral guilt from northern whites, despite the blood and limbs shed to free them nearly 150 years ago. Highblacking is a pun on highjacking.
Detroit Public Schools are bankrupt, how is Detroit going to get out of this mess? Remember the Detroit city riots in 1967 when the city burned, the National Guard was called up by the governor, and federal troops were sent in by President Johnson? In those days blacks comprised 40% of the city, today they have 81.6% of the population, U.S. Representatives, mayors, city council members, and Board of Education members but the city is still a national disgrace. The city of Detroit has experienced the most severe case of highblacking in U.S. history.
by manbearpig_1985 July 21, 2009
Propergander is the phenomenon of widespread public lies disseminated by powerful interest groups and governments to express a decidedly politically correct position. The word is comprised of proper and gander to imply that this sub-category of propaganda enforces world views that are "proper" or acceptable to a politician's agenda.
Al Gore is stumping for global warming instead of generic climate change again because it's the middle of summer and people are stupid. Just look at Senator Barbara Boxer's Committee on the Environment and Public Works, all of the liberal committee members are using this new line of propergander, saying, 'We must prevent this catastrophe for our children and to save the planet from we ignorant, self-important humans...and to transfer money from industrial conservative states to northeastern and western liberal states for the 2010 elections! CHANGE!'
by manbearpig_1985 July 14, 2009
The Elephant and Pony Show is the process in bipolar partisan politics where liberals (Democrats) and conservatives (Republicans) spar off on ideas phrased in a false dichotomy. The audience and electorate are convinced that the only possible solutions are the precisely two proposed by Elephants (Republicans) and Ponies (Democrats). Both solutions are actually awful, but the electorate are unaware of this, and incapable of discovering a superior third option. Elephant and Pony show is a variant of Dog and Pony Show, and it refers to the elephant symbol of the National Republican Party and the donkey symbol of the National Democratic Party.
I was watching C-Span and these Democrats led by Harry Reid were proposing socialist madness to health care reform in 2009, but the Republicans led by Mitch McConnell were proposing a different kind of madness which was more akin to fascism by allowing private health insurance companies, medical schools, and physicians' trade groups to reduce the number of physicians causing prices to sky-rocket. This is a regular Elephant and Pony show!
by manbearpig_1985 July 20, 2009

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