1 definition by malco beater

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someone who runs like theyve got a pinapple stuck up their ass and a straw stuck up their cock, sometimes has pigeon toed feet and cant catch and throws like a sissy/spastic, has swollen ankles and cant jump more than 10 cm up or length ways and sweats easily and grunts when out of breath
by malco beater July 03, 2003

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