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1 definition by mahass

A pimple faced, fat, horny ,queer who gets rejected by every girl and tries to have sex with every object present, but all objects seem to disappear because of his ugliness. amir you might think is fine at first but when you get to know him you get the stalker feeling. lies and brags about girlfriends and thinks every girl wants to fuck him and will talk shit about everything. STAY AWAY!! before he tries hitting on you! because he will not leave you alone.
person 1: whats that creature?
person 2: ow that's just Amir!
person 1: we need to kill it before it lays eggs!!!!
person 2: RUNNNNNN!
by mahass June 26, 2012