1.) Place where I made lots of "friends" before I went home for Christmas break then met up with some of them once I got home only to discover that our relationships were solely based on random comments that are only funny if it's past 3 AM and that I have no real life social skills.
2.) Emo/ hipster mecca. Sure they're hot and well dressed, but they all listen to the same music and share the same awkward haircut.
"Turns out, 'Will' the emo gangster I met on myspace doesn't have much to say in person. Nor do I."