The pubic nest of an older woman
After a long day of work, Gloria had pencil shavings in her SQUIRREL PELT.
A hand job given (or received) while wearing a work glove, leather or otherwise.
Today at work, I went behind the roach coach and got a MILWAUKEE GRINDER!
The act of sitting naked upon the crown of the head of another person.
Our accountant at work went to Thailand and had young Thai boys give her a TRAFFIC CONE...
Another name for rehab, state instituted or otherwise
Bob had so much fun that he had to go to WHISKEY SCHOOL.
Another name for tequila.
I got all fucked up on FELONY JUICE and stole a Coke machine....
Text language for "shit my pants", to express that something is funny.
TXT1: I just got fired from Costco!
TXT2: LOL, SMP!
TXT1: Fuck you
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