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Scotish term for a rash on the penis from not washing the penis after anal sex. Catagorized as an STD in Scotland but excluded elsewhere except for the US Air Force.
Dude, I met this stripper in Guatemala and banged her in the ass. Now I've got the worst case of itchy Hastonitis
by le club April 29, 2009

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